I like to go places to eat things. If you need any recommendations for London, I got you. Do not miss Roti King.

Taking a selfie that makes it look like I don’t know how to take a selfie.

Taking a selfie that makes it look like I don’t know how to take a selfie.

Here’s a professional looking resume if you’re more of a LinkedIn kind of person. Otherwise, here are some things that might make me different from the thirty other Chris’s you know:

I learned a lot from

University of Notre Dame

Chicago Portfolio School

Getting in a bit over my head and figuring things out

I've been a

Short-lived standup comedian

Award-winning mathlete

2-time Mario Kart Spring Classic Champion

I can hold my own at

Talking sports with oldtimers

Double black diamonds

Infuriatingly difficult video games

I love me some

Live music with plastic cup in hand

Movies I don't quite understand

Lists. I'm a real sucker for something on a list, hence this list

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